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watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

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I shouldn’t be allowed on Tumblr. Stupid things happen. 

(Like me seeing this post and going insane)

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9/18/2014 (8:05pm) 48 notes


i wonder how much a kidney really does go for on the black market 

9/18/2014 (6:32pm) 91,007 notes

My therapist just told me a joke.





So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”


i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse, not all of us are running”? No, you don’t. The lifeguard didn’t have to specifically state who they were talking to because you’re intelligent enough to comprehend that the comment wasn’t being directed at you.

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Found a quote that shuts down that “not all men” argument pretty well. (via mykicks)

AHaha. haaaa. hh.

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One day I’ll wake up and be glad I did

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Something I have to keep reminding myself (via clubmonico)

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this would make everyone shut up 

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9/17/2014 (3:29pm) 98,023 notes



I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

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